When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.