My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.