When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.