I think I should be in a film called 'Space Shrews'. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it'll be a musical the ship will be built out of my own hair.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

If you're going to be a good standup, or a successful standup, or a standup who can work for money, you have to eliminate the possibility of dying quickly.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.