When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

When you start, it's not to do with the material so much. It's more to do with how you can control a crowd and make friends with an audience and sell your brand of humor.

I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco even, so I'm quite excited to just go the places.