Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco even, so I'm quite excited to just go the places.

I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.