My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.
Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all Jazz is for.
I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.
When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.
Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.
There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.