When you're quite young, your imagination's quite free.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

No means yes in grasshopper language.