Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

When you're a kid and someone's an artist, you think of Leonardo da Vinci. You don't think that's a job; you just think of a man with a beard painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.