Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

No means yes in grasshopper language.