I don't hate Coldplay to be cool I genuinely hate Coldplay.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.