Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.
Noel FieldingWhen I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.
Noel FieldingThere's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.
Noel Fielding