I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

When I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.