You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

In comedy, you see yourself as a newcomer and then you realize you've been doing it for 18, 20 years, which is ridiculous.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.