They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.
There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.
Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.
You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.
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