There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

I had always drawn, every day as long as I had held a pencil, and just assumed everyone else had too…Art had saved me and helped me fit in…Art was always my saving grace…Comedy didn’t come until much later for me. I’ve always tried to combine the two things, art and comedy, and couldn’t make a choice between the two. It was always my ambition to make comedy with an art-school slant, and art that could be funny instead of po-faced.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!