I couldn't have invented crisps. ... I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. ... I invented apples. ... I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.

Englishmen do like to get in a dress, any excuse.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.