I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny, my uncle's really funny, everyone's really funny. You have to be quick, otherwise you get roasted. Everyone takes the piss quite a lot. You have to be really sharp.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

There was a big age difference between me and my brothers - about 10 years - so I was an only child for a long time. I used to hang out a lot on my own. I played a lot of weird games with a lot of imaginary people. I guess it's kind of roleplaying.