You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

I'd have to do unannounced gigs because your fans will laugh at everything because they know what you do already. What you really want is a neutral audience that isn't too harsh - a good comedy crowd - but that don't know necessarily what you're doing.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Some people have a fear of being on stage. I have a fear of coming off it.