There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and after being called a poof in the street.
Noel FieldingWhen I was a really young child, I felt like I could see fairies. I was convinced there were fairies in my grandmother's garden.
Noel FieldingIt's very difficult once you've been on telly because people know what you do. They give you a little bit of grace but then they're harsher if you're not funny, so you have to be funny.
Noel Fielding