I've been in theaters. Like Brian Regan, who I love - loved him so much more when he did the Improvs. And then in a big theater - nobody's that good.

With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.

The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.

The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.

Your worst and most dangerous enemy is the person that injures you under the pretensions of friendship.

It is easier to hate those we love, than love those whom we have hated.