Man, them engagement rings, boy, they cost a lot. I was looking at 'em. Cost like a thousand bucks, two thousand bucks, y'know. Three thousand bucks. Something like that- four thousand bucks. Big number divisible by a thousand, anyways.

The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.

The Rolling Stones reunited for a twenty-fifth anniversary tour last week. Keith Richards said that he's happy to continue to do what he's been doing for the past twenty-five years: cheating death.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

Never raise expectations in others that you cannot realize: promise is less pleasing than disappointment is vexatious.

The man that does not fear punishment, little regards crime.