During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.

There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.

You ever see 'The Dating Game'? That's a weird game show. The prize on that show: another contestant. Talk about cheap.

The vanity of being asked advice often makes us confirm the opinion of those that consult us.

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.