In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
The promises we break are usually such as we are most forward in making.
There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
I hate fame. I hate being recognized, because I don't know how to talk to people.
Some men mistake generosity for charity: these flatter themselves that they are giving gratuitously, whilst they are merely rewarding secret services offered their vanity.