We advise others better than ourselves.
[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.
They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
Few people love with the violence they hate.
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.