In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn't have a stupid opinion about it.

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.

The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.

Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.

Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.

Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.