I don't do much. I'm too lazy. That's my problem. Hang around my couch, watching the TV. Just too lazy. I realized this the other day, I get hit my a truck tomorrow - a big truck could hit me - paralyze me from the neck down. Wouldn't effect my lifestyle a bit really.

You're used to a TV show, and TV is just made for TV shows. It's not made for live events.So anyways, I was resistant to it, but I did it anyway.

There is a very prevalent tenet with youth, that good company is every thing desirable, and that bad is even better than none.

If it wasn't so pointless and ridiculous, it would be more humiliating. Also, if there [Hollywood] weren't so many people as bad as myself - equally untalented people - it would be even more humiliating.

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.

In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is.