Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.

Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.

It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

All my life's about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn't cost very much money.

We advise others better than ourselves.

The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.