Actually, with those dirty movies, I find like, they're good for about fifteen, twenty minutes. I'm really interested. And, then, uh, there's one point, that all of a sudden I'm bored. You know? I just lose interest completely and I feel deeply ashamed.

When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.

I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.

I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.

Few criminals die sensible of their crimes.

If you're looking for the suspect in a suicide bombing, here's a clue: Look for the dead guy.