I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.

When I started in Canada, I just did stand-up.

None seem to bear the imputation of supposed guilt with greater intolerance than such as are, on other occasions, obviously culpable of vice or crime.

The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.

If you cannot patiently bear correction, endeavor to avoid fault.

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know? And the more grave or important things are... You know, some comedians can get this disease where they get serious all the time.

If you watch that show and you didn't know it was called Seinfeld, you'd think it was called 'The George Costanza Show'.