There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

Decreased business base increases overhead. So does increased business base.

It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

Law Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.