One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

For every scientific (or engineering) action, there is an equal and opposite social reaction.

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.