Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XV: The last 10 percent of performance generates one-third of the cost and two-thirds of the problems.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XVI: In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3-1/2 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.
Norman Ralph Augustine