One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

It costs a lot to build bad products

If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would probably be twice as good as yesterday was.

Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.