One cannot legislate problems out of existence. It has been tried.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

Most projects start out slowly - and then sort of taper off.

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

The most unsuccessful three years in the education of cost estimators appears to be fifth-grade arithmetic.