Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.
Norman Ralph AugustineSoftware is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.
Norman Ralph AugustineLaw Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.
Norman Ralph Augustine