Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.

Law Number XXXII: Hiring consultants to conduct studies can be an excellent means of turning problems into gold, your problems into their gold.

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.

A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.

If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.

The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly.