Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.

The more one produces, the less one gets.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, 26,941 words. It is noteworthy in this regard that the Gettysburg Address contains a mere 279 words while the Lord's Prayer comprises but 67.

Any task can be completed in only one-third more time than is currently estimated.

The optimum committee has no members.