One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number XXXIX: Never promise to complete any project within six months of the end of the year, in either direction.

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

It costs a lot to build bad products

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

People working in the private sector should try to save money. There remains the possibility that it may someday be valuable again.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.