One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

If a sufficient number of management layers are superimposed on top of each other, it can be assured that disaster is not left to chance.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.