One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number XIV: After the year 2015, there will be no airplane crashes. There will be no takeoffs either, because electronics will occupy 100 percent of every airplane's weight.

Law Number XX: In any given year, Congress will appropriate the amount of funding approved the prior year plus three-fourths of whatever change the administration requests, minus 4-percent tax.

If the Earth could be made to rotate twice as fast, managers would get twice as much done. If the Earth could be made to rotate twenty times as fast, everyone else would get twice as much done since all the managers would fly off.

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

By the time the people asking the questions are ready for the answers, the people doing the work have lost track of the questions.