Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow. The same is true of money.

The more time you spend talking about what you have been doing, the less time you have to do what you have been talking about. Eventually, you spend more and more time talking about less and less until finally you spend all of your time talking about nothing.

Law Number XXIX: Executives who do not produce successful results hold on to their jobs only about five years. Those who produce effective results hang on about half a decade.