Law Number XXVIII: It is better to be the reorganizer than the reorganizee.

The more one produces, the less one gets.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Law Number L: The average regulation has a life span one-fifth as long as a chimpanzee's and one-tenth as long as a human's, but four times as long as the official's who created it.

Although most products will soon be too costly to purchase, there will be a thriving market in the sale of books on how to fix them.

Simple systems are not feasible because they require infinite testing.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.