I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I owe everything to the army.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.