I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I used to first go on to entertain an audience. But now I go, and this is really true - I go on to have fun with a crowd of my chums.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.