Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.

It was absolutely thrilling to meet Laurel and Hardy, they were so nice.

I owe everything to the army.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.