Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

In fact, one was so booked out we went from March and were to go till November, but the pantomime was booked so they transferred the show to the Prince of Wales Theatre because it was so packed out, and it ran on from there.

I owe everything to the army.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.