I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

I've got one idea I want to do for a film and you know I just enjoy myself doing bits and pieces.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

All my boyhood, all I ever wanted was to be loved.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.