I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

Such is life and life is such and after all it isn't much. First a cradle. Then a hearse. It might have been better, but it could have been worse.

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.