I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

I've always had a sense of humour, and I still do, so I just want to go on performing as long as I can. It's as simple as that.