I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

I like consistency. If you've had a childhood like mine, you want some things you can rely on to stay the same.

I don't know nothing about communism. But I know the Albanians loved me. Same reason as anyone else loves me. Because I made them laugh.

It was smashing working with Jerry Desmonde, he was a very nice chap.

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.