Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.