You only live once, so enjoy the ride.
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.