A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.

Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm not so sure the world even needed ONE 50 Shades of Grey.

You only live once, so enjoy the ride.