A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.