A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.