The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.