Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

Only the young die good.

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.