What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.