Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.