What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Age, like distance lends a double charm.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.