Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.