Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.