Diplomacy is living in state.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.