Diplomacy is living in state.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.