Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.