Diplomacy: lying in state.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.