Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

Diplomacy: lying in state.