An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.