The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.