Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Actresses will happen in the best regulated families.

Diplomacy: lying in state.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.