Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.