Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

Diplomacy: lying in state.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.