Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

Many are called but few get up.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

Diplomacy is living in state.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.