Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Age, like distance lends a double charm.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.