Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.
Diplomacy: lying in state.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Only the young die good.
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.